What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 12:37
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?
So they tried
No way
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?
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They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Street Dog Who Fought to Survive by Eating Rocks and Dirt Has Us in Tears - PetHelpful
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What does "feeling like your life is over" mean and why is it not in any dictionary online?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Apple is on defense at WWDC 2025 - The Verge
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Still no good